Tried to enrol (universitally speaking) online but it is complicated and stupid and the short and the short of it is that I have 18 new Hotmails saying Ebay bid confirmation.

Aside from this the names duck, ducks, duckinthepark, fatduck and Brucetheduck have not yet been taken from diaryland. If it were not for the fact that I already owned a name I would be Brucetheduck.

Most of the ducks and swans in my local park were eaten by some hungry Eastern Europeans. They left the Canadian Geese though and I would too because they are some scary honking mothers.

My hands are really very cold

Inkyquack