25.01.2007 New series of Prison Break
18.01.2007 Rats digging
24.12.2006 What's all this about?
12.12.2006 I'm sure that would be...something
04.12.2006 Leo could do much more than just blend tea
30.11.2006 Everything before you got off the bus
28.11.2006 Help!
22.11.2006 Think I managed to turn this one around smoothly
22.10.2006 Scarf face
01.10.2006 Near death experience
25.09.2006 We do not hit our friends with baskets
13.09.2006 You wear your glasses and i'll bring my pipe
01.09.2006 Twelve
28.08.2006 Checking the presence of the official merchandise logo
15.08.2006 Yeah, I drew on her face
10.08.2006 -
09.08.2006 You know her name is Margaret? Oh. Oh. I'm still going to call her the Midget in the Basement.
02.08.2006 He went to bed and bumped his head
01.08.2006 I wanted a kitten
31.07.2006 It's clicking when you blink?
27.07.2006 Contortion
20.07.2006 The very worst thing
16.07.2006 Arr Nathanial. My first love. The father of my children. BANG
16.07.2006 Bum
15.07.2006 Ultra lasting + IRON
12.07.2006 All fall down
11.07.2006 He's famous?
08.07.2006 At least it's not fertilised
05.07.2006 If i see any flames i'll call you
02.07.2006 Dr Chase, hello
25.06.2006 Flights to the sea
23.06.2006 I said what?
20.06.2006 HOUSE
20.06.2006 Row row row your boat gently down the stream, if you see a crocodile don't forget to scream
16.06.2006 BIG K
15.06.2006 Heeeyall
13.06.2006 Soothing agent
10.06.2006 Two concrete to ten sand
10.06.2006 Ladybird ladybird... oh, this ends badly
15.05.2006 Scary things
11.05.2006 I'm filing it under 'Beef dog bubbles'
05.05.2006 I'm sorry, who are you?
19.04.2006 Bottled at source
18.04.2006 Super Glue
04.04.2006 Thrown with love
31.03.2006 It dropped in my shoe
29.03.2006 I bake a lovely quiche
21.03.2006 Thingy bob thingy
17.03.2006 Lellow
05.03.2006 Ronald wasn't at home
01.03.2006 Monkey see
22.02.2006 Brow
13.02.2006 Some fluff, a pen and a banana skin
07.02.2006 But she wants a blonde baby!
03.02.2006 Microscopic particles of genius
25.01.2006 Cough cough splutter splutter
23.01.2006 A loaf of bread and 11 black jacks
23.01.2006 Build an ark? Is that your long term plan?
12.01.2006 Done dirt cheap
06.01.2006 Gay dogs and gun dogs
04.01.2006 Bonnie Tyler
25.12.2005 Naked and Famous
22.12.2005 Spheres with holes
21.12.2005 Gently melted with an equal amount of unsalted butter
20.12.2005 Hi-techpoint
19.12.2005 How to maintain the beauty of your colour
15.11.2005 Petty? Me?
12.11.2005 Nickel tested
10.11.2005 Off with her head
09.11.2005 Bang bang bang bang motherfucking bang
01.11.2005 Dimercaptosuccinic acid
26.10.2005 Burgundy is not the colour of sex
25.10.2005 26 Margaret Street
24.10.2005 Sex and Orgasm
19.10.2005 Two sleeps!
17.10.2005 Skin
12.09.2005 Carbuncles
07.09.2005 Has the fame gone to my head? Am I ego trippin at the gates of hell?
30.08.2005 Only a 2 minute walk from Oxford Circus tube
24.08.2005 You haven't got any floor cleaner. No flash?
22.08.2005 Playing with fire
19.08.2005 Fineliner
12.08.2005 OOOH ER
11.08.2005 Eye twitch
10.08.2005 The day I stroked a turkey and got glove rub
07.08.2005 On the spin cycle
05.08.2005 Fudge
23.07.2005 Dorothy
22.07.2005 Wahoo
21.07.2005 Freddie Ljungberg is staring at me in his pants.
20.07.2005 Wonderful!
14.07.2005 Bring back your empties
08.07.2005 Blue beads
30.06.2005 Use the brakes!
27.06.2005 Twinkle twinkle chocolate bar
14.06.2005 Start every day with an upward spray
11.06.2005 An endowment policy is something I do not understand
02.06.2005 Fanny pack
24.05.2005 Zowy
22.05.2005 It's potential! You're not supposed to reach it!
18.05.2005 You were laughing at my helmet hat
13.05.2005 Opening the airway, listening for breathing and checking the circulation
08.05.2005 Squandering money
05.05.2005 Hishpish
26.04.2005 My friend and me looking through her red box of memories
21.04.2005 Pointlessly long
19.04.2005 A beam of light
14.04.2005 This way that way forwards and backwards
12.04.2005 Are they bullet proof? Well, they're non-stick
11.04.2005 Cake
26.03.2005 30 years of gluing excellence
17.03.2005 Tea time
14.03.2005 An easy task in priciple
11.03.2005 A heart shaped tissue
08.03.2005 I like to make friend with you
07.03.2005 The day after my hairband caught fire!
01.03.2005 That is one crooked leg
23.02.2005 24 hour telephone banking
17.02.2005 Pearly white
15.02.2005 Chip pea ?
11.02.2005 Every frog
10.02.2005 Darling darling darling
09.02.2005 A baby elephant
08.02.2005 The sequined prince
03.02.2005 Muftytufty
28.01.2005 The longest month
19.01.2005 Big fat tummy!
18.01.2005 Home James
06.01.2005 Prediction and Prevention
05.01.2005 Why didn't you get rid of my gun as I told you to?
04.01.2005 Sniff It In
22.12.2004 Easy peel
15.12.2004 The library will be closed from 24th - 28th December 2004 and 1st - 3rd January 2005 inclusive
08.12.2004 Since your last donation, have you had malaria?
07.12.2004 Going through 'the change'
29.11.2004 A biro
20.11.2004 Because of the wind
15.11.2004 Pure Petroleum
14.11.2004 That is not how you make a lasso. An interest in leather chaps does not make a good cowboy.
11.11.2004 Close the curtains
09.11.2004 That was a bit cruel to make me take a bow
05.11.2004 Foxy lady
27.10.2004 Where did that come from?
26.10.2004 The coldest feet around
24.10.2004 Shaped like a rocket
23.10.2004 Apples and pears
21.10.2004 Show me the scalpel
14.10.2004 Muuuuuuuuuuumy...
12.10.2004 Out Now
10.10.2004 I really ought to stop sitting on my foot
10.10.2004 Medical specialities division
07.10.2004 I�m not a slag but she thinks I�m a slag �cause I was goin with him for seven months that�s not a slag. He just had to start mouthin off to her. That�s when I gate crashed her party and her cousins came out with knives but they didn�t do nothing to me
06.10.2004 20 bags
30.09.2004 3D power spectacles
28.09.2004 The workman's handbook
27.09.2004 mmmpppphhhfff
23.09.2004 Geographical rock formations!
23.09.2004 Kitties that are chubby
21.09.2004 You can contact us on my left breast
21.09.2004 A major lack of malt vinegar
20.09.2004 Going to be late
17.09.2004 Red lead and collar
16.09.2004 Shark attack
11.09.2004 Oranges
09.09.2004 Oh that is horrible
06.09.2004 Board shake-up looms
06.09.2004 blank
06.09.2004 Plipplop
03.09.2004 - The one I accidently forgot to title until later
02.09.2004 The short and the short
01.09.2004 Prithee young fellow
30.08.2004 He put it there!
29.08.2004 Puppy dog
21.08.2004 I was going to call this flapping udders in the breeze and then thought ew
20.08.2004 This week's hottest celebrity flower pot
16.08.2004 Wash and dry thoroughly before and after use
13.08.2004 10 Baftas 3 Academy Awards
11.08.2004 S is for string
10.08.2004 Burp (sound effects)
09.08.2004 With sucralose, the sweetener that is
09.08.2004 Oh it's fantastic!
08.08.2004 My head is a freeze dried turnip living on a hill!
07.08.2004 mmm Walnut
05.08.2004 My pig from 1876 has a little dent in his paunch but I love him all the same
04.08.2004 Then I am set
02.08.2004 Waking the dead
30.07.2004 That ink will not write on that envelope
28.07.2004 Just me then?
28.07.2004 My beautiful bracelet is broken
28.07.2004 It is too close to my leg and i'm getting nervous
28.07.2004 Tealicious
27.07.2004 Clink clink
27.07.2004 Yum Yum a melon
2004-07-23 Shake that
2004-07-23 Boxed up and ready
2004-07-21 Little houses on the hillside
2004-07-21 Oh I don't know. Always so much effort to come up with an older link thing.
2002-10-30 A big crumpled heap
2002-10-29 Hair
3204-07-16 Shake Your Rump
3204-07-14 Mean Owl
3204-07-14 Only highly experienced kickboxers should attempt to fight off one or more attackers who are armed with a weapon
3204-07-10 Rolling my eyes in frustration
2004-07-06 A child is wearing my highly expensive necklace and I have new trousers
2004-07-02 All about gangsters
2004-06-29 London's best selling street atlas
2004-06-28 Shampoozle
2004-06-27 Dirty jeans
2004-06-23 Saying paperclip in a high voice (I guess you have to hear it)
2004-06-21 Rooney
2004-06-20 This salad is purple
2004-06-18 Slick with the moves
2004-06-15 This is MY banana
2004-06-12 Everbody loves REPAIRS!
2004-06-11 A bit baffed man
2004-06-08 Walking over the bridge looking at the trains
2004-06-07 D'ya liiiiiiiike it? I liiiiiiiike it
2004-06-07 I think we can all agree on the BOOMSHAKALAK
2004-06-04 My bra strap is so twisted
2004-06-02 Stitch me a cape
2004-05-31 I like really old bricks
2004-05-29 I am a shark rrrarrggh rraarrrgh
2004-05-27 Feel the sausage love
2004-05-26 Where is my dinner?
2004-05-24 The Ducks
2004-05-23 Dreaming of a duvet
2004-05-21 Monster plant
2004-05-20 Stalkers and fans
2004-05-19 A day in May
2004-05-18 I am Hades, bring me my spear
2004-05-17 Sleeping in the afternoon
2004-05-16 Cleavage holder
2004-05-14 Grind it baby
2004-05-14 Voluptuous hair
2004-05-13 Fruit based days
2004-05-12 Rambling nonsense
2004-05-11 Tongue and future
2004-05-11 Street lamp love
2004-05-10 Peru and porn
2004-05-08 Dankee Yoodle
2004-05-08 A midnight feast like Enid Blyton!
2004-05-07 Vaseline feet
2004-05-07 Cherry red polka dots
2004-05-06 I love cold ears
2004-05-05 Pizza and creme eggs
2004-05-05 First entry (possibly the last?)