The other night M and I watched a lame teen movie called Van Wilder. Well, M enjoyed it because lets be honest, he has the humour level of a 12 year old. I kind of agree that most bodily fluids are pretty funny. Let�s face it; anything coming out of ourselves is on the whole gross. ANYWAY, the point I was making was Salt Sweat Sugar by Jimmy Eat World is part of the soundtrack. When I first heard that song I really hoped that the lyrics were �Salt Sweat Sugar in the casserole� which is how I heard them but I knew that it would be too good to be true.

Right now I am pretending to be a robot in the shadows that the candle light is casting on the wall. Since I wrote that I have also conducted the London Symphony Orchestra and become a Kung Fu champion. I love a good shadow game.

Today I got asked �what�s the point of them then?� in reference to the crappy bags work is selling. (Not crap bag, which would be wrong). I was slightly taken aback Uh, to eat your dinner with? To play basketball with? I had to explain what a bag was for. �So that you can carry all your library books conveniently in a trendy little number� It�s ok, it was Hat Haralambos and so I forgive him for being ridiculous. Holy Moly was he sweaty. His shirt was transparent. YUK don�t mind me while I am just throwing up into this practical little bag.

I�ve spent most of the day reading and lounging around drinking tea with occasional bursts of body popping. This is hours and hours of endless amusement at work. Gio has invented bodypop typing which takes longer than regular typing but is lots more fun. Woo I love this video. I had to watch it a few times. If you are thinking of Googling body popping here is a tip: DO NOT SEARCH FOR BODY POPPING MPEG. I thought hmm body popping, visual, needs footage. Butt licking anal sluts was not quite what I wanted. Is butt licking porn? I just am having problems imagining something less erotic that licking a butt. AAAAAAH mental images of licking Hat Haralambos� sweaty body. HELP ME! Sometimes M says I am a wrongun and I really think he has a point right now.

I am going to fetch a mug of hot chocolate and read my book and get my brain to relinquish all this sordidness

Inkysoso loves the names Reginald and Winnifred