What is it with all the dreadlocked and sandaled students harassing me to donate to the particular charity they are supporting. I get asked at least 5 times walking to the end of the street. I feel as if I have to defend myself and confess that I already give money to certain charities that I want to support etc They make me feel like a shitty, mean person on a daily basis. I want to say �look, this is embarrassing but all I have is student debt. I doubt that all these unwell children and adults will want my arrears but I will give it to them if they insist.� Plus, I get asked every time I walk into the supermarket to go to a portrait studio and get my photo done. Hmm, tempting! Shall I go and spend a few hundred pounds on unnatural looking, scary, made up, dreadful too big photos of myself and hang them around the house freighting the ghosts or shall I spend the money on drinking and shoes and getting photos of times that I want to remember developed for a fiver.
Christ on a bike!!!!!!! The spookiest (OK I realise it was a coincidence but still) thing just happened. The portrait studio people rang my phone as I was typing about them. Apparently a friend of mine has given them my number and as I am a buddy I am a free member for a year. They have my number and my postcode (what the fuck is wrong with me giving them my postcode?) and I believe that the portrait people are STALKING me. Stalking me with their long-lensed portrait cameras and camping out in my garden. I am seriously going to practice my kung fu moves on my friend.
I had a complete amnesia. Do you remember I said I ordered a few CDs from a cheap CD buying website? I deleted the emails and then within minutes completely forgot what I ordered. So I have a surprise present coming through the post for me. If I could only forget that I ordered CDs it would be like a mystery present buying fan who perfectly knew my taste in music adored me.
Dude I really have to get some cleaning done now. I just found thunderbird 2 in a shoe. Whoo I am a poet! Yeah, don�t you have thunderbird 2 in your shoe? It�s from all these pesky kids. I remember one time when I was at school reaching in to my school bag and pulling out 4 toy guns, a holster and a sword. I felt mortified and never left my bag lying around after that.
Inkysoso striking an alluring pose with her hoover and mop