PizzaHutboy: Hello Pizza Hut can I help you?
Me: Well, yes (of course! I�m ringing you!) I would like to order some pizzas (natch)
PHB: address? Phone number? Etc etc
Me: Blahblahblahblah
PHB: Pizzas?
Me: I�d like 2 large deep pan hot and spicy please�
PHB: deep pan?
Me: Yes
PHB: Large?
Me: Yes please and One large meat feast
PHB: Meat feast?
Me: Yes please
PHB: Deep pan
Me: yes please!
PHB: Large
Me: yeah (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH)
PHB: anything else
Me: and a (putting on clearest voice) Large, Deep Pan Tuna and Sweetcorn Pizza with extra tomato
Clearly this was far too much for PHB �
PHB (who seems to have gone into meltdown): A Margharita?
Me: Ummmmmmmmm no tuna and sweetcorn
PHB: Margharita with tuna and sweetcorn?
Me: OK yes please and extra tomato
PHB: It already comes with tomato
Me: Yeah but could I have extra please?
After that very long call and mentally draining call had finished the bill worked out at �24 which seemed cheap for that amount so I rang back to check my order
PHB: yes 1 hot and spicy
Me: no, 2
PHB: Well I have 1 written here...
Lots of calling and talking in the background and then miraculously a lovely lady comes on and sorts it out in about 6 seconds. It made me think how I find a middle aged woman taking control of a situation very reassuring. I must associate it with motherliness and mothers know A LOT. So do middle aged women. They are especially good at sorting things out.
Yes I did update a whole page just to write that but it�s my diary I can write what I want so there. YOU ARE!
Before I storm out of this argument I would like to make it clear that I was not eating all those pizzas by myself. Although I would love to try. It�s like the time I had an argument with my friend Hannah about how many Cadbury cr�me eggs we could eat in one go. That was a fairly sickly afternoon and you can eat surprisingly less than you first imagine. How many do you think you can eat?
NO! You�re wrong it�s half that amount and don�t even try to attempt to reach that number because it is a most uncomfortable experience
I will never be put off cr�me eggs though
Inkysoso