There's nothing quite like coming home after a long day and curling up snug into a pre-tucked in bed. Sometimes Hooches has a purpose. Yesterday he reached up and got me some clothes placed stupidly high in a shop. He also moved a hideous, sprawling mass of plug sockets from view that were lying in the centre of my floor. These are some of the reasons I endure the daily mocking. These were the last loving words from him "my name is spelt with two t's and a few less a's, but close."