The strangest birthday present I received is a toss up between Rizlas and Nobby�s nuts (I can�t even face explaining Nobby�s nuts to non-England types) from Gio or Wetwipes from my sister.

I got a massive canvas print of this

Yeah, you can totally see how I got that A in photography, right.

Finally, despite the last time I brushed my hair being Monday (and only then to prove a point) I own this many hair products

I think it�s a disease. Oh, I was going to say about this revolting hair related thing I just thought of but what the eye doesn�t see can�t hurt � or something.

Looks like it�s about to piss down. Hooray!

I really should get a hobby. I�m such a boring tit.

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